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Michael Wasp <HelloThere1888>
"You don't look with your hands, you look with your eyes she says"


Hello China! I am a nice fella, however not so mighty. i would like to think i am a confident guy but with a weener as small as mine it is often hard (not my weener, to be confident, infact weener too). I have a shitty cheese job and a few rapist mates. My patter is rather poor ,however, i have a face the shape of a pencil, So it's all good!


It's the most wonderful time of the year
With the kids jingle belling
And everyone telling you "Be of good cheer"
It's the most wonderful time of the year


Wits the matter wi you..... EH?


i ♥ the scruffs

R.I.P Harry Dunlop R.I.P

It's beginning to look a lot like christmas, toys in everyyyy store!


Lo, Lo and behold,
time is taking it's toll
you say that your in control
So now's the time to be bold


R.I.P Sean Boyle - Can't beleive you're gone, what a legend, will be sorely missed by all! lovexxxxxx

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Last Active
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Share the LuvRelationship Status
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Single
Hometown
Bathgate
Michael Wasp's URL
http://www.bebo.com/HelloThere1888
Member Since
November 2005

Michael Wasp says:
"seageldust is legend" (2 days ago) me too!

The Other Half Of Me
Seany
we have been together for 6 months, my mr perfect

Music
Johnny Cash, Arctic Monkeys, Paulo Nutini, DEAD SEA SOULS, Kasabian, The Stranglers, Muzz, Luva Anna, The La's, Cast, GLASVEGAS, Stone Roses, Oasis, THE BACK HANDED COMPLIMENTS, Dr Dre, NATE DOGG, S Club Juniors, The View, The Fratellis, The Pogues, EWAN BUTLER, The Saw Doctors, MILBURN, The Seahorses, SQUEEZE, The Bluetones, Ocean Colour Scene, SUNSHINE UNDERGROUND, Crowded House, THE CHARLATANS, SERGEANT, The Coral, The Harringtons, The Rifles, Complete Stone Roses, The Penny Blacks, The Apple Scruffs, The Carellos, The Brogues, The Enemy, THE PIGEON DETECTIVES, THE LAW and lots more
Films
Reservoir Dogs, I walk the line, Scarface, Spice Girls Movie, Godfather, Friday, Freddy Got Fingered, Hook (absolute class), Shawshank redemption, Not another teen movie, Dont be a menace 2 south central whilst drinking ur juice in the hood, casino, The Warriors, Taxi Driver, Pulp Fiction, The Departed, I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry, The Bourne films, obviously Borat (the funniest film in the world) and hundreds more
10 best T in The Park songs
1. Fiesta - The Pogues 2. How High - The Charlatans 3. Just a Day - Feeder 4. Sonnet - The Verve 5. Daddy's Gone - Glasvegas 6. Golden Brown - The Stranglers 7 . Hotrod - The Law 8. One To Another - The Charlatans 9. Bartender and The Theif - Stereophonics 10. Hey Boy, Hey Girl - Chemical Brothers
Guys i would nail
Henrik Larsson, Tim Burgess, Robert De Niro, Jim Morrisson
Love it......
Consuming large amounts of alcohol!! Getting sick with the lads!! Spending time with ma nephews and niece!! The Sauna, yes (genius)!! Going mental at concerts out my face!! Music!! Watching the scores come in with a few beers!! Eating large portions (not a metaphor) of food!! Smoking the odd doobie!! Being entertained by Uncle Bill (Gepeto)!! Bubble baths!! Football!! Celtic!! The early auditions of The X-Factor (pretty damn funny)!! Viewing mutants (mostly in The Livery)!! Watching The Walrus in action!! Being Lazy!! Watching The Bill (old episodes obv, Bob Cryer is teh absolute shiiiiiiiiit)!! SERGEANT!!
Not 2 great..............
Falling from cliffs (that can be a right bastard at times)!! Burning myself (not great either)!! Being stabbed (not happened to me but doesn't seem as pleasurable as it is made out to be!! Being let down!! Pete Docherty (what an absolute wanker)!! Robbie Williams (no reason)!! Mika, Coldplay, Keane, Snow Patrol, Scouting for girls, The Hoosiers, James Blunt, all no talent pop shite too!! Onions (boke)!! **PpL hOo RiTe LyK dIs O dA tYmE** why?!! Being ran over (if ur not in the mood it can be a pain)!! Being hurt!!
Gigs coming up
11th April - DSS at Liverpool 20th April - Carellos and Brogues at Box 24th April - The Steeples 25th April - Sergeant at Cathouse 26th - Sergeant, Root System and Brogues 28th April- Sergeant at Cab Vol 2nd May - Sergeant at McQ's or DSS and Steeples at Citrus Club 22nd May - Milburn at ABC - 2nd last gig 30th May - King tuts - The Rascals and Brogues 14th June - Eusky, Dead Sea Souls, Harries, breakers and Apple Scruffs at Glens 12th July - T in The Park - oh yeah 18th July - Apple Scruffs in Dundee Doghouse 19th - DSS at Capitol 31st July - Sergeant @ Garage in Glasgow 24th July - Wickerman Festival 29th August - Connect Festival - yahhhhh

 

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0 Comments 169 days ago
I was bored and this was the end result
ALL.ME*!

Full Name..* - Michael Ward
Nick Name..* - Wardy
Male/Female..* - Debateable
Occupation..* - Full-Time Hyperactive Bastard
Birthday..* - 31st March, Birthday soon
Star Sign..* - Aries, does this make me gay?
Residence..* - Bathgate (oh the joys)
Status..* - Single and stuff

APPEARANCE*!

Hair Colour..* - Jet Black
Hair Length..* - Short
Height..* - 6"2 (i think, don't have the measuring tape handy)
RightLeft..* - Righty - are you proud?
Glasses..* - Yes, unfortunately, i look a bit rapey whilst wearing them
Braces..* - Na
Piercings..* - Emmm of course not, I am male and not gay
Tattoos..* - Nozel. for real

FIRSTS*!

BestFriend..* - Seany a hink
Award..* - Emmmm feck knows , most likely to be a serial killer by 12 perhaps
Sport..* - Walking to the chippy
Pet..* - Budgie - Popeye
Concert..* - The Saw Doctors
Love..* - Don't think av ever REALLY been in love, waheeyy

HAVE.YOU.EVER*!

Dated A Friend..* - I don't know about dated but me and sean have bathed together several times, call it what u want
Kissed A Stranger..* - Yeah but he wasnt expecting it, it was a dare
Had Alcohol..* - Is Rab big enough for his own post code? hell yeah
Smoked..* - Hell Yeah but don't (that much)
Ran Away From Home..* - Lol hink av tried before like :L didn't get very far or i was gunned down, my memory isn't so good
Broken A Bone..* - Yeah, a fair few of they guys
Skinny Dipped..* - Is Andrew capable of mass murder? hell yeah
Been On Tv..* - Aye MUTV and the news
Kissed Sumone..* - Is Joseph too small for the ghost train? hell yeah
Cheated..* - Yeah but aggggeeesss ago n wudn't again (sober, na kidden on lol), poor show but a think every1 has at 1 point
Been In Love..* - Looking back, i don't think i ever really have
Been With Someone..* - Is seany's head larger than a beach ball? of course i have
Had Your Heart Broken..* - I thought so at the time, but looking back, Not so much!
Broken Someones Heart..* - I fecking hope not :( but maybe, part of life

OPPOSITE.SEX!

Hair Colour..* - Any really
Hair Length..* - Long-ish, not Sinead O'Conor style and we will be fine
Eye Colour..* - Green eyes, maybe a dunno lol
Cute/Sexy..* - Cute? I think so, but not in an animal way, infact maybe sexy now i think about it lol
Lips/Eyes..* - Can't beat nice eyes like and i've also yet to see sum1 with a cracking set of lips
Hugs/Kissses..* - Hugs :) they mean more
Short/Tall..* - Doesn't really matter as long as not too short or too tall, not taller than me either, ooohhh
Easy Goin/Serious..* - Probably a bit of both, easy going to have a laugh with, but serious enough to balance out my unseriousness (hyperactiveness)!
Fatty/Skinny..* - Looks aren't the most important thing :P
Sensitive/Loud..* - Middle? or not
Hook Up/Relationship..* - Relationship (most times)
Troublemaker/Hesitant..* - What? i said "grrrrrrrrrrr"

FAVOURITES*!

Possession..* - Lego (isn't it just magical?)
Films..* - Reservoir Dogs, Happy Gilmore, The Hot Chick, Supertroopers
TV Prog..* - Father Ted, bloody love it :) 2dtv too, ya?
Colour..* - Black but a think its a tone and not a colour so green lol
Song Right Now..* - Bluetones - Autophilia
Friend..* - Love them all except for Joseph, he is fecking annoying, kidden on (not about the annoying part)
Sweet..* - Dairy milk tasters, mmmmmmmmmmm or kinder eggs, a sweet AND a toy, doesnt get much better than this
Sport..* - Foozball
Restaurant..* - Giannis - Gotta love tht shiz and his wee accent, awwwwww
Shop..* - Haddows Local all the way or The pound shop, everything just £1 i cant get my head round it, amazing
School Subject..* - History, a feckin love tht shit
Animal..* - Dogs - Labradores - Cassie and Kara
Magazine..* - The Viz by a MILLION miles

CURRENTLY*!

Feeling..* - Rough as ever, is it normal to contsantly feel this way?
Single Or Taken..* - option A
Liking Someone?..* - emmm aye maybe
Eating..* - Pizza, 'tis nae bad
Drinking..*
0 Comments 289 days ago
emmmm everyone else has one, so just do it :P
1.Whats your Name?
2.Are we close?
3.What do you think of me?
4.How did we meet?
5.Would u kiss me?
6.Would u fuk me?
7.Describe me in 3 words?
8.If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do?
9.What was ur first impression of me?
10.Do u still think the same?
11.What reminds u of me?
12.If you could give me anything what would it be?
13.How well do u know me?
14.What do u like best about me?
15.Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could'nt?
16.Could you ever love me?
17.Give me a nickname and explain why?
18.R u gona put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u?
19.Anything 2 say b4 u go?
6 Comments 514 days ago
 

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Which Father Ted charcter are you?

Take the quiz and find out whether you are Dougle, Mrs Doyle, Father Ted, Father Jack, Bishop Brennan, Father Stone or Father Fintin Stack


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Alex Turner the rythm guitarist and vocalist. Pull of incredible riffs.

Which Father Ted charcter are you?

Father Jack

You like alcohol, women, swearing and knickers! If you wern't so old you'd be a legend!

What person from Jackass are you?


Johnny Knoxville

Your funny and stupid, You love to hurt your self just to make others laugh, and what you do is always funny. But what ever happens you can always keep your cool.

What Horror Movie Killer are You?


Freddy Krueger

The Killer From A Nightmare On Elm Street , A Dream Entering Killer , Likes To Kill Adolescents. Arguably The Most Well Known Slasher , With A Total Body Count Of Around 50 !

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arctic monkeys

your init for the music, however you do enjoy the fame also
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Milan
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Saw Doctors
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Seany's last night
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Clare D
Hey chicken..... x

How u? What u been up tae?? xxx
15 hours ago
Chelle
U got msn? Would make this a whole lot easier lol Xxxxxx
16 hours ago
Chelle
Its okay lol youu were pretty much rippin into everyone!!
coz am workin already that wknd, gutted!
Are they? Not really heard much of them but am sure deri said they were good. Think i'm twiggin it on sat, no been out in bgate for AGES lol am total skint tho is shite:( Xxxxxx
16 hours ago
Chelle
Dont have mines yet but they come back out in feb so think i'll get mine then:D
Haha. you were like 'ur mum's big babs!' i waz pretty much gutted like!
Oooh get you! I got asked to work at live in loch lomond but i cant:(
Not really, never went out. What you got planned for this wknd? I'm off out tonight for wee stephs birthday:D

Xxxxx
17 hours ago
Chelle
Alright, phil mitchell here..........haha remember that??
I'm great thanx, yourself??
Yeah waz amazin, cant wait till next year! Youu got your ticket yet??

Xxxxx
17 hours ago
Natalie Wheater
430 :D
18 hours ago
Lauren
lol im struggling, nothings fitting in the case, and my dad made me limit my shoes, raagin.
whos playing at live in loch lomond.
haa loves a chinese :D
er not going with me no, bt ima make friends hah, il die if i have nobody to go out with for 2 weeks other than that boiii . xxxxx
1 day ago
Lauren
hahahh you're so over excited! god.
lol nopee, im tryna find all the shit i wana take, stressing me out sumat awful! xxxxx
1 day ago
Justano
am gd lad, aye man was shit hot a was faced like ha! :L nice same chill friday, out on sat thn a trip to dss on sunday im thinkin :) upto much the nyt ? xxx
1 day ago
Lauren
yeeey im done :D
hah toiletries, make up, jewellery, hair shit, straighters, shoes, etc etc. haha.
get yourself a chinese etc etc? xxxxxx
1 day ago
Seany
see if a catch um... al ring ees fuckin neck....
1 day ago
Wonathan Jard
waspy waspy waspy waspy na na na na na
1 day ago
The Drugs Dont Work
could be a shout like lol xxx
1 day ago
The Drugs Dont Work
nice wan man al head out like doubt am workin monday so just git pished lol xxxx
1 day ago